May 2012
hushthenoise:
browncoatlily:
ruffledbyruffalo:
eldritch-abomination:
Create yourself as a Disney Princess
targaryenyang:
I’M A FUCKING PRINCESS
I’d settle being the smartass handmaiden.
Storytime with Rubes.
[One traumatic frog story later]
Ruby: And then—
Mom: Tell another story. Please.
Ruby: Oh. Yeah, so we had these little birdies once..
Mom: And you killed them?
Ruby: No. No, I didn't. We were teaching them how to fly..
Me: Ruby. Stop
Ruby: What?
Me: Do you maybe have a story involving an animal where nothing happens to it and everyone lives?
Mom: Sam, no..
Ruby: Yeah!
Mom: This is going to be terrible.
Ruby: So we helped at this farm,
Mom: Oh god.
Ruby: And there were sheep, and they sheared them..
Mom: And the shears went wild?
Ruby: No.
Me: .....
Ruby: And there was one of them, named Leftie..
Me: Leftie~?
Ruby: Yeah!
Ruby: And he only had one lung—
Me: Dear god.
Mom: I told you!
Ruby: What?
Me: I can't..
Ruby: What??
Mom: You're not allowed to tell anymore stories. Ever.
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no but like
can this be a thing now?
bromance when you think it’s platonic
and homobros when you think it’s borderline?
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#homobros
omfg this tag
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homosaurus-rex:
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
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Anyone remember Versus XIII?
Yeah, it’s just XV now.
conversationparade:
HORRIFIED SCREAM
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I try (emphasis on that word) not to call opinions...
But the opinion that it’s out of character for Loki to kill eighty humans after attempting to annihilate an entire realm is stupid.
Also, he was elevated to God status by that same race for awhile there, and what’s eighty people to the God of being a Diva?
Why can't Sims have hate sex? This is a very real...
BC Zombie Awareness →
cmleo91:
I freaking love my province. Know why? We have an awareness page on the gov’t website on how to prepare for a zombie outbreak.
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I mean, I know it won't happen. But...
I’d really like it if, in the Avengers DVD extras, there was a brief clip of the main cast singing Let’s Go To The Mall.